Sorry. I’m not talking about a new tatoo. I went to my pre-op visit today where I was told the plastic surgeon would do “markings”. In my mind, that meant a little black “x” or two on the boobs. I was quite wrong.
"Inked!"
Seriously. Was all this necessary? I feel like the white board in our conference room after the developers have been outlining a new application.
What do these lines mean anyway?
- This end up
- Boobs straight ahead!
- I should’ve been an artist instead of a plastic surgeon
- Hey… a triangle.
And one last vent. Wouldn’t you tell a patient before she arrived that she might not want to wear something low cut since she’s going to be covered by sharpie? I had to go to lunch with my Grandmother immediately following the markings and yes, I had on a v-neck sweater!
Hopefully the markings mean something to the team tomorrow. I’m scheduled for new Foobs at 1 PM tomorrow. Goodbye expanders & Hello cleavage. 
Clearly! Thanks for helping me understand it all!
Seriously…with those new puppies, do you own anything OTHER than v-neck shirts? love ya!